I received an email, from a local hotel, which went:
Dear Tait Gallery - sole person,
"August is the month of meteor showers
If you have a celebration....instead of flowers
Why not treat him or her to a night for two
With these special offers we have for you?"
Dinner, bed and breakfast for two persons only £130 per twin or double room, or book two nights for a combined cost of only £250 per twin or double room.
I replied thus:
What's all this about a sole person? Does this refer to my taste in fish, or my single marital status? Does the fact that I'm a sole trader make me a fishmonger?
August means that summer's waning,
Where did May to July go?
Soon the gales will be a-blowing,
Followed next by winter's snow.
You can shove your Perseid showers
Underneath your bain-marie.
I'll be dining on my ownsome,
Hard-boiled eggs for one, for me.
Munch-munch!
Byee!
Fortunately they have a sense of humour, and seem to enjoy my curmudgeonly outbursts. They replied to this effect later.
You gotta laugh - I guess!
The Grumpy Old Artist
Exhibition Poster
Oil Painting by Jim Tait
Oil Painting by Jim Tait
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Friday, 13 August 2010
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